[He definitely wouldn't be kicking her ass constantly. She's pretty good at this stuff you know! Even if he did, or won most of the time, she still had a lot of fun doing it. Because doing it together is the whole thing that makes it fun, no matter who's winning.

And if you ARE here for a third birthday, she will make it the best damn birthday you've ever had!! But that will be then and this is now. And right now she's just grinning up at him.]

It's late, but happy birthday! I hope you weren't expecting me to just forget about it or something.

[You don't have to open it now, she won't make you.]

Was there anything else you wanted to do? We could grab a snack before we go home or something! I don't have any plans after all.