[Ummmmm because werewolves are manly and handsome and who wouldn't want a werewolf boyfriend?? And she just makes a face at that, sticking her tongue out at him.]

Maybe if I had the bottom part too, but I only have the top part! It's definitely just useless!

[Jeez! How is she supposed to crack nuts open with only the top half of a beak?]

All it's really good for is making me even more adorable than I already am. Which I thought was impossible, but I guess it earns its keep that way!