[She hadn't at all noticed they'd stopped moving, and doesn't really seem to now either.]
One of my dreams is to fall in love one day...I've been trying real hard all summer to find a boyfriend while staying with my uncle but it's been pretty much impossible.
[And now we're coming down from the romance high with a defeated sort of sigh.]
I mean I had a few prospective ones but they either ended tragically or the guys turned out to be...eck...there was this guy who did puppet shows who was a liiiiittle too into it...after Bill ruined my sock puppet rock opera, he walked off and was like...making out with his hand puppets. And then there was Sever'l Timez, which was this boy band made out of clones? I mean they were okay, but they didn't really know how to be people and I uh...after rescuing them I kinda went a little nuts and tried to keep them captive in my room haha...
[Awkward admitting that.]
I let them go though! Then there was Mermando...He was a merman that got stuck in the local pool, and could never make it back to the sea so he could go home. He'd reverse-suffocate if he was out of the water for too long! But I helped him get home, and we dated for a while, but then he had to marry into the manatee kingdom to help keep peace between them and the mermaids...or something. The first guy I dated? Turned out to be a bunch of creepy gnomes pretending to be a cute teenage boy to find a queen!
Ugh and then there was Gideon. He was this phoney psychic kid who really wants to steal the shack from us, just because I didn't want to date him. He even used dynamite to blow up the safe and get the deed from us! We had to really fight to get our shack back...he had this massive robot shaped like him, and he chased us down when we were on the bus back to Piedmont with it, onto this old closed off railroad bridge. And he grabbed me and just threw Dipper up onto this high cliff...he said he was going to make me his queen, he was totally obsessed. But Dipper was real brave and just...leaped off of the cliff and onto the robot! He broke through one of the eyes and I guess just started fighting with Gideon! I couldn't really see anything, but the robot was stumbling around and going crazy, and then we fell off! Luckily I had my grappling hook to save us, so we could just lower down safely to the ground. And then Stan revealed him to be a big fraud and we got our shack back!
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[She hadn't at all noticed they'd stopped moving, and doesn't really seem to now either.]
One of my dreams is to fall in love one day...I've been trying real hard all summer to find a boyfriend while staying with my uncle but it's been pretty much impossible.
[And now we're coming down from the romance high with a defeated sort of sigh.]
I mean I had a few prospective ones but they either ended tragically or the guys turned out to be...eck...there was this guy who did puppet shows who was a liiiiittle too into it...after Bill ruined my sock puppet rock opera, he walked off and was like...making out with his hand puppets. And then there was Sever'l Timez, which was this boy band made out of clones? I mean they were okay, but they didn't really know how to be people and I uh...after rescuing them I kinda went a little nuts and tried to keep them captive in my room haha...
[Awkward admitting that.]
I let them go though! Then there was Mermando...He was a merman that got stuck in the local pool, and could never make it back to the sea so he could go home. He'd reverse-suffocate if he was out of the water for too long! But I helped him get home, and we dated for a while, but then he had to marry into the manatee kingdom to help keep peace between them and the mermaids...or something. The first guy I dated? Turned out to be a bunch of creepy gnomes pretending to be a cute teenage boy to find a queen!
Ugh and then there was Gideon. He was this phoney psychic kid who really wants to steal the shack from us, just because I didn't want to date him. He even used dynamite to blow up the safe and get the deed from us! We had to really fight to get our shack back...he had this massive robot shaped like him, and he chased us down when we were on the bus back to Piedmont with it, onto this old closed off railroad bridge. And he grabbed me and just threw Dipper up onto this high cliff...he said he was going to make me his queen, he was totally obsessed. But Dipper was real brave and just...leaped off of the cliff and onto the robot! He broke through one of the eyes and I guess just started fighting with Gideon! I couldn't really see anything, but the robot was stumbling around and going crazy, and then we fell off! Luckily I had my grappling hook to save us, so we could just lower down safely to the ground. And then Stan revealed him to be a big fraud and we got our shack back!
[Ugh...Gideon.]